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24 August 2008 @ 10:49 am
Aug 22, 2008 7:18 AM
Subject: urban dictionary fun
Body: Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...

1) Your name? Jason

An average corn-farmer that doesn't give a shit about being in the heat.

2) How old are you? 27

The worst poker hand in the whole world. Only those mentally challenged or intoxicated would even consider playing this hand. It is also known as a 'beer hand', due to the obvious implications that only drunkards would play it.

3) One of your friends? Eddie

A black pimp that owns a bitch named Walead.

4) What Should You Be Doing? Shower

Good chat up line!
"You smell,wanna have a shower together?" LOL

State? Texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!


6) Hometown? Shreveport

A city in northwest Louisiana that contains around 200,000 people. It is often said that shreveport is one of the worst cities in the state, or one of the most boring and plain. Probably the best thing about it is all of the casinos that bing in tourists from places like Texas.

If the state of Louisiana were to recieve an enema, Shreveport would be the insertion point.

7) Your Last Name? Arterbury

Could not find anything. But I'm sure it would say it's the most awesome surname in the world.

8) Car you drive? Dodge Neon

The Neon, depending on what year, can be very efficient and reliable. Highway miles ranging form the mid thirties and up to low forties have been recorded. Homely in its appearance, the car is well worth it in the long run.

9) Name of the last person you talked to on the phone? Krista

To fight off sleep for no good reason when tired.

I always have a reason to fight off sleep when I'm with you. My definition of Krista: The sexiest woman in the whole word whom I adore with all of my heart. The first thing I think of upon waking and my last thought before sleep. A reason to always smile when thought of. The reason for that warm, fuzzy feeling that is achieved when nearby.

10) What nickname do you have for your best friend? Coffee Shop Girl

Could not find it. Guess I'll have to add it, so I'll use my alternate for the same person.

Freak - Someone super wild and cool.

Trust me, she is! :)
10 January 2008 @ 12:19 pm

To dream that someone has been kidnapped, indicates that you are not letting aspects and characteristics of that person be expressed within you. You are trying to contain and/or suppress those qualities of the kidnapped person.

06 December 2007 @ 04:03 am
To see ticks in your dream, indicates that something is slowly draining the energy and strength out of you. A relationship, your job, or someone is sucking the life and energy out of you. The dream may also be a pun on being "ticked off" and thus represent your feelings of being annoyed or irritated.